Is there anybody here it doesn't suck to be?

So, everyone know the song it sucks to be me from avenue Q? Its pretty funny, watch it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPvZVdHDB4E there.
So I was thinking how it does suck to be everyone, and being my psychotic self I wrote a verse for me.
So you can write your own, like to go with this melody. Mine: (XD)

I have 7 people in my family, so the focus is ever on me,
My stepmom is a total bitch but dad can't seem to see.
I wish the court gave my mom full custody,
So I wouldn't have to put up with this crap!
It sucks to be me.... (chorus)

Post your own, psychotic self-wallowing people! (lololol)

my dad cant seem to get, cant seem to understand,
i need my space, my own identity.
If only he'd get, it's my life to be met,
he'd only let it be, and understand...
It sucks to be me (chorus)

the melody doesnt really fit D: