Corrupt A wish!

you do.. but you're over confident and forget the info

i wish friday would god damit come!!!!

you see a time rift to friday and go through it but you get lost in the Space-time continuium.

I wish there were more family guy episodes online.

Instead, the Family Guy show stops and is never seen again.

I wish I didn't have to do hw over the vacation...

well GUESS WHAT!!!?? you dont get hw and you become lonely, depressed and hide in your corner, become pale and cry every 2.4567 hours till your eyes are so red PUSS comes out and you cant eat nor drink and become only skin and bone !! you crave a soul but it has long left, you slowly become a ZOMBIE!!!!!

i wish i could make up more stories

WELL I BAN U FROM IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Zombie WTF?!)

I wish my laptop battery didn't run out so quickly.

Granted, but it runs out soo slowly.. that you miss charging it.

I wish that my evil nintendog will LISTEN TO ME! >:O

Well.. * rubs hands*
Turns out, if you open your laptop in such a way so that the outside part is fully exposed to sunny sunlight the battery will fully recharge. Now that you know that everytime the battery runs low you turn over the laptop. But now you dont bother standing up to charge the laptop you start to melt in your seat and soon the sun goes down and you are forced to stand up but you are stuck!!! (oh no!) You start to freak out and rip your sheets on which you are sitting and you see worms coming out of the place where you were sitting and they start eat on your flesh and soon they mutate you into a ... ZOMBIE!!!

LOLZ.
I wish i could stop smiling.

You manage to make an ugly face instead, but like Moms say, your face freezes like that and you are so hideous everyone runs away when they see you.

I wish I could solve my "family issues"...

Ur siblings just annoy u even more as u try to accomplish ur goal.

I wish that there was no hw this week.

[its not my siblings exactly.]

theres now hw but there is 500 tests.



I wish I was taller...

you grow taller, you are now 8ft tall, have no love, cant live in a house and you cant sleep on a bed.

i wish i wasnt full

you become starving and die of hunger.

I wish I had a good chocolate chip cookie right now.

turns out the cookie has peanut butter and you die

i wish..... i wish.... i wish i had killer awesome headphones (candy skull at best)

The skulls on them eat your head.

I wish the weekend would be totes. def. mad. epic.

well........ turns out on monday morning you remember you forgot to write a ten page essay and stufff so you stress and fail school

i wish i could eat nachos

Theyre REALLY REALLLLLYLYY disgusting.

I wish Eloise would GROW UP.

Lol, she wont

I wish i could master garage band

well... you get so into it because you mastered it.. you use up SO much electricity playing it.. that you can;t pay your bills.... (?)

I wish that I didn't get this haircut today :'(

ooo HAIRCUT well you go back to the haircutter to improve it but s/he shaves your hair off!

i wish mr.lb would hand back the quests!

(He handed them back to one section, UNFAIR!) He hands them back to you and you failed.

I wish I got an A on the essay and poster =/

well.. you get an A but turns out "someone" had the same text as you and therefore you get 50 points off.

I wish.............. erm, we would get new seats for english

You end up sitting with slackers. Therefore, you have to do all the work.

I wish I had a better grade on my quest... *goes to corner and weeps*

Nothing happens because AN 85 IS NOT A BAD GRADE.

I wish I didn't have to write this essay (english).